Can you get arrested for assaulting a computer?

OK. peeved. is.the.word.to.describe.me.right.now. (Hear we go again.)
I wanted to wish you all a lovely Summer Solstice through a celebration of photographs to tell the story, so to speak, set the scene shall we say. Unfortunately I have just come back from a very eventful weekend and I wanted, through the power of technology, to tell you the story though these photographs, which trust me, speak a million words. In fact no words are needed at all. But when I spend two hours, yes, two hours, trying to upload pictures, patience is growing thinner than a thread. I have tried one at a time, all at once, small, medium, large, writing and then uploading image, not writing and uploading images, turning round three times for luck and reciting three renditions of the Hail Mary.(Which I can't believe I still remember)
Get after twenty two minutes and 44 seconds approximately ( Yes, I timed it. I had already cleaned the kitchen, did dishes and matched up odd socks, hoping the big fella does not put his glasses on before putting his socks on. I had nothing else to do.)
I have started to write drivel and I am sure I am losing readers in droves. If your anything like me, I love to read a book with pictures in it. Also it's a lot less stressful when posting. Ahh well, all in all though I had a lovely Summer Solstice, it's just a pity I couldn't show you. Drivel city here we come. Happy Summer Solstice and I hope you are all feeling good! I am away now to get some smelling salts for I feel faint with defeat.